Sachin Finally Does It

Tendulkar_ascendit

Heavens above! He's finally done it.

It wasn’t exactly a crunch game; nor was the opposition (Bangladesh) the fiercest; nor was the location (Mirpur) a locus classicus for cricket lovers. But no one will remember the place or opposition—or even the fact that India still managed to lose the match. The records will show that on March 16, 2012, Sachin Tendulkar scored his 49th one-day international century to add to the 51 tons he’d notched up in Test cricket to become the only man ever to score one hundred international hundreds. It’s a feat unlikely ever to be repeated, simply because of the years and dedication it would require.

Consider: Tendulkar played his first international game on November 15, 1989. East Germany still existed, something was brewing in Czechoslovakia, and Bad English’s When I See You Smile was number one on the U.S. pop charts. These  configurations all broke up with different degrees of acrimony, but Sachin went on and on and on. Twenty-two years and change—and more specifically 462 one-day internationals, 188 Test matches, and an overwhelming 33,896 runs—later, he’s finally made it.

Now that he’s reached the milestone, what remains? He’s scored 2,000 more Test runs than his nearest playing competitor (Ricky Ponting, surely nearing the end of his career); he’s an unassailable 7000 runs ahead of his closest one-day international competitor (Jacques Kallis, also getting long in the tooth). More appositely, Ponting and Kallis have only 71 and 59 international centuries respectively. No one else comes close. Even his long-cherished goal of helping India win the World Cup came to pass last year.

What possible hunger could keep him coming to the crease again and again? Ah, answering that question is to get to the heart of the Tendulkar mystery: how someone could continue putting his body through all that pain and effort after nigh on twenty-three years. It’s unbelievable; like the man himself.

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Poor Mets Fans, Poor Sandy Koufax

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

Mets owners Wilpon and Katz ducked a 95-mph fastball. Based on a ruling today, the club would only have to cough up $162 million. Fans of the New York Mets are stuck with the present ownership for as far as the eye can see. Usually reclusive character witness for Wilpon/Katz, Sandy Koufax—who lost a bundle in the financial shipwreck known as Bernie Madoff—was not required to testify.

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Ode to John Keats, Cricketer

Today is 193 years since John Keats was struck and injured by a cricket ball. Although I (Evander) am no writer of odes—and being twenty-four hours past Saint Patrick’s Day—permit me to celebrate (poorly) the event via “County Limerick”:

There was once a poetriarch named Keats
To no author does he take a backseat:
Surely all ye agree

That no rhymster like me
Could knock the metaphors out from his cleats!

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A Tale of Two Series

Two cricket series recently ended. A resurgent Pakistan took on top dogs England in three Test matches (in which Pakistan thrashed a hopeless England 3-0), four one-day internationals (in which England thrashed a hopeless Pakistan 4-0), and three Twenty20s (in which England eked out a narrow victory 2-1). It was thrilling stuff from two evenly matched sides, both of which learned important lessons about their strengths and weaknesses and provided entertaining cricket.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, Australia, India, and Sri Lanka played 15—count em, 15—one-day internationals, at the end of which nobody could give a toss as to who won. The grounds were half full and by the end of the endless parade of undifferentiated games, I ([Martin] along with many others) was on my knees begging for the series to be over. True, the Australians blooded a few new players, but the series was the kind of overkill that threatens to turn everyone off the game.  Sometimes, less really is more.

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Farewell to The Wall

Rahul Dravid

Unbreachable

Rahul Dravid, for sixteen years the seemingly impregnable foundation of an extraordinarily talented Indian batting line up, has announced his retirement from international cricket at the age of 39. He hadn’t had a particularly successful recent tour of Australia. But his 2011 was a year of considerable achievement, and he went on his own terms. Beyond his remarkable temperament, infinite patience, and excellent technique—all of which contributed to his moniker The Wall—Dravid was a self-effacing servant of the game at a time in its history when flash, smash, and dash guarantee the cash. He is the first in the blessed trinity (V. V. S. Laxman and Sachin Tendulkar) to retire; the other two won’t be far behind, and it is likely that when they do go we will not look upon their like again.

Dravid wasn’t a global brand like Tendulkar. He wasn’t an elegant stylist like Laxman. He wasn’t box office boffo like Virender Sehwag. But his stats were—and are—remarkable. He ended his career as the second-highest run scorer in Test cricket (after Tendulkar), with 36 centuries and 63 fifties, at an average of 52 per innings. (This makes him, baseball fans, a world-class player: batting the equivalent over a career of .340.) And he brought something else to the game: dignity and decency. Sometimes, it’s worth celebrating the quiet professionals of a sport: the men (and women) who practice their craft with diligence and excellence over a long period of time, in the process accumulating records and achievements that remain unmatched. Dravid is a good man and was a great cricketer.

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Going Viral (We Hope) with Keats Injured Playing Cricket

Cricketer John Keats injured himself the way A. J. Burnett recently did!

On this date (almost), a Great Poet recorded his failings in a late-winter, spring-training game of cricket. This would be March 19, 1819: 193 years, roughly 70,500 days (counting Leap Years like this one), or 1,692,000 hours ago for the curious. The five-foot-one, ultra-coordinated cricketer—to our own time the greatest prodigy in English poetry—wrote to his brother and sister, George and Georgina, the following letter:

“Yesterday, I got a black eye—the first time I took a cricket bat—Brown who is always one’s friend in a disaster applied a leech to the eyelid, and there is no inflammation this morning though the ball hit me directly on the sight—’t was a white ball.”

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New York Mets Will Do Something Great May 27

Slowly, Citi Field takes on the identity of the New York Mets.

My (Evander’s) heart sings, wild (card) thing. It is not over Major League Baseball announcing the extra Wild Card rounds this season. Rather, it is the return of Banner Day. Originally the staple of a once-a-year, between-games doubleheader at Shea Stadium, this venerable tradition returns to Citi Field on Sunday, May 27, 2012, beginning ca. 11:30 a.m., preceding the 1:10 p.m. start of the Mets versus the San Diego Padres. Although we respect the concept of the Jackie Robinson Rotunda guys, could we now maybe think about featuring some Mets-only lore at that grand entrance?

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Manny and Ryan

If only life and sports were so clear cut

“Don’t do the crime / If you can’t do the time.” The catchphrase may have its beginnings with Robert Blake—who knows something about both, and with some changes sneaks into Bob Dylan’s “Heart of Mine.” More to the point, I (Evander) wish to address a possible discrepancy in viewpoints in two of my recent blogs. “Way, Manny!” Ramirez did not have the lawyerly presence of Ryan Braun. Ramirez tested positive and has paid a serious price, which undoubtedly will hurt his chances for induction into the National Baseball Hall of Fame when his incredible career is closed. Braun, on the other hand, has made a shambles of Major League Baseball-testing regulations. You see, he did the crime but did not do the time. His “press conference” of self-exoneration was a farce. Performance-enhancing steroids, and related substances and procedures, are deathly in their long-term and unpredictable impacts on quality of later life.

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Ryan Braun and FedEx

Ryan Braun—All American

The man that finished a close second in the National League batting race in 2011 (ever-clever José Reyes of the New York Mets beat him out—by collecting a hit and benching himself on the last day of the season: Reyes won’t be remembered as another Ted Williams with that move), Ryan Braun has seen his name cleared of illegal-substance ingestion because an open FedEx office was not found. The now well-known story takes on a further Surreal touch with Braun’s filmed “press conference” in front of no reporters—at least within my (Evander) sight. His suspension suspended, and absent an injury, Braun will start the season for Milwaukee.

Is this any way to run a sport?

The issue of questionable and/or illegal-substances ingestion is complex. Chewing tobacco. Alcohol. Pot. Uppers. LSD. Crack. HGH and Steroids. Platelets’ injections. Why the fuss? Players have turned on, fueled by all of the above and more. Batters have set records. Pitchers have thrown perfect games and no-hitters, so it has been claimed, with hangovers and even while tripping.

There are issues of the right to privacy and the right to one’s body; there are issues on maintaining competitive balance and excellence.

Ryan Braun was clear to proclaim that only in Major League Baseball is an American guilty until proved innocent.

By finding a loophole to drive a truck thro, Braun and his handlers have succeeded in making a mockery of major-league drug-testing.

Sadly, the message sent (not by FedEx) to young people, regarding steroid ingestion, is twofold. Part of the message, though most are too young to understand it, is that a Dream Team of attorneys can turn commonsense upside down. The second part of the message: “Steroids (and similar substances) are really OK if your hero resorts to them and doesn’t have to pay the piper.”

Steroids taken for performance enhancement are insidious: dangerous substances that alter the metabolism in ways that are not completely understood, particularly over time.

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Manny Ramirez Returns

Manny Ramirez, RBI machine with the Boston Red Sox, back when....

The Oakland Athletics have signed the always-colorful baseball bad boy and dropout Manny Ramirez. After serving a fifty-game suspension for “testing positive,” The Pride of George Washington High School will be in his twentieth Major League Baseball season and active on his fortieth birthday. Way, Manny!

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