Take Me out with the Marx Brothers

Not only Abbott and Costello wonders Who's on First....

Not only Abbott and Costello wonder Who’s on First….

“Now, Chicolini, I want a full, detailed report of your investigation.”
“All-a right! I-a tell you. Monday, we watch Firefly’s house. But he no come out. Tuesday, we go to the ball game. But he fool us—he no show up. Wednesday, there was no ball game. Thursday, it was a doubleheader—nobody show up. Friday, it rained all day. There was no ball game. So, we stayed home, listened to the radio.”

Above is some baseball-fan jargon—before domes—from the Marx Brothers’ Duck Soup. Below, check out forty seconds of “Take Me out to the Ball Game” lunacy: A Night at the Opera.

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I Didn’t Know Joe Horlen Is Jewish

Do check out this entertaining 4-minute video on the prideful gathering of signatures from every active or retired Jewish-American Major League Baseball player (and “a couple other” celebrities). (Some in the video have died. The late Norm Sherry [his brother was Larry] had an important role in catapulting Sandy Koufax to stardom.)

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Right Off the Bat at Home on the Sound

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A few weeks ago, Evander and I (Martin) put on a little show about Right Off the Bat to some members of At Home on the Sound in Larchmont, New York. The estimable Eileen Mason, a producer for Larchmont Mamaroneck Community Television, filmed us for broadcast. We had some technical difficulties with our slideshow (aren’t there always technical difficulties?), which is why I’m carrying my laptop around. (The actual presentation begins at the 3 minute 30 second mark.) Let me take this opportunity to thank everyone involved for a wonderful day.

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Great Stadiums (cont’d)

It may not exactly be HH the Dalai Lama's, but a lot og fans called this home from 1923 to 1973.

It may not exactly be HH The Dalai Lama’s, but a lot of fans called this their home: 1923 to 1973; remodeled 1976 to 2008

Dharamshala this ain’t. (That blog was posted not only on Shakespeare’s birth and death day, it was posted on the 90th anniversary of the opening of Yankee Stadium.) But the original Yankee Stadium was (James Hilton’s) Shangri-La to baseball-crazed fans for half-a-century. I (Evander) probably attended thirty games in this very stadium during its first (grand) incarnation.

In truth I more than remember. I came away with one of the wooden-slatted seats from the final game of the 1973 season, upon which I can now boast 41 autographs of New York Yankees who played that September or earlier: Yogi Berra, Whitey Ford, like Yogi the always-quotable Jerry Coleman, Jim Bouton, Tony Kubek, Bobby Richardson, Joe Pepitone, he of Designated Hebrew fame, and others great and not quite.

The inimitable facade was a rusted-coppery-Statue of Liberty green, as were the seats till the pre-remodeled paint job transformed the seats a deep blue and the roof-facade white. (My upper-deck seat-bottom is therefore blue. It was installed, as best I can determine, in 1946, and it could not be an original from the 1920s.)

The gritty urbanscape of the South Bronx is on display in this photo, and the august courthouse (upper right)—eventually named for a well-known Bronx District Attorney named Mario Merola—dominates to the right.

As the Bard writes, on your imaginary forces work: Mickey Mantle or the aforementioned Ron Blomberg hoisting a batted fair ball over that roof on the right-hand (RF) side. (RB appears to claim it was done during BP, though I cannot presently recall his exact reference and words.)

The new Yankee Stadium is a vast improvement in countless ways—disability-accessibility, the grand entrance, food courts for the educated palette, more restrooms. But the new place—with all these conveniences and its great sight lines—plays small. It’s not the same.

Oracle Park in San Francisco, which I am told is the most beautiful in all baseball wherein one oversees, from its upper deck, the Bay and possibly all the way to afternoon games in Japan: it will follow at some time in this blog. Fenway Park, Wrigley Field, Dodger Stadium, Camden Yards, a few in Kansas City (several beauts including Municipal Stadium), and others likewise contemporary, as well as those no longer with us (as the original Yankee Stadium) will follow in this series.

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High Wind out of Jamaica

Just in case you missed seeing the Gayle storm yesterday (i.e., Jamaican Chris Gayle’s 175 n.o. in the Indian Premier League), here’s a link to the highlights. Be prepared for commentators’ astonishment.

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Happy Fortieth!

Sachin Tendulkar

The gift of cricket

Happy fortieth birthday, Sachin Tendulkar. Celebrate. Enjoy the IPL. Then retire. Please.

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Franchising: the Glamour

IPL Franchise Owners

IPL: We got glamour

Time was when baseball owners had color and character: Ted Turner of the Atlanta Braves and his then-wife Jane Fonda, and of course George Steinbrenner had plenty of both. But that was then and this is now, and aside from Nolan Ryan (Texas Rangers) you’d  be unlikely to pull them out of a line-up. Plus, they’re all men.

For those looking for a bit of glamour among franchise owners, may we kindly suggest the Indian Premier League? From left to right above are the owners (part or whole) of the  following teams: Shahrukh Khan and Juhi Chawla (Kolkata Knight Riders), Shilpa Shetty (Rajasthan Royals), and  Preity Zinta (Kings XI Punjab). And these are only a few of the celebrities who show up to the IPL games. Shahrukh Khan even took his histrionics to the opening ceremony of the IPL, something that Mr. Steinbrenner (certainly in his later years) confined to his owner’s box. Here’s an enthusiastic report on the start of IPL 6!

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Great Stadiums

We at Right Off the Bat have a fondness for stadiums: those temples to the arts of cricket and baseball. For all their inherent grandeur, however, they often find themselves placed in some less-than-beautiful surroundings—yes, we’re talking about you, Yankee Stadium and Citi Field. Consider, however, playing cricket at one of the newer stadiums to feature international cricket: the Himachal Pradesh Cricket Association Stadium in Dharamshala, the home of the Dalai Lama of Tibet. We realize that it can be distracting to keep one’s eye on the ball when you’re surrounded by jeering fans of the opposing team. But, we ask, how could one concentrate when surrounded by this?!

Dharamsala: Home of the Gods

Dharamshala: Home of the gods

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The Mumbai Indians: The Yankees of the IPL

Ricky Ponting: Getting on, but also getting out.

Ricky Ponting: Getting on, but also getting out.

Chock full of very well-paid if superannuated superstars—Ricky Ponting, Sachin Tendulkar, Harbhajan Singh, Lasith Malinga—the Mumbai Indians are the New York Yankees of the IPL. Deep pockets and the biggest media market in India can’t buy you success, and the Mumbai Indians are far from certain to make the IPL finals. Their failure to launch is not for want of records on paper. When Ponting and Tendulkar came out to bat as number one and two in the order, they were replicating their status as the two greatest runscorers in Test history (combined aggregate: 29,215 runs) and One-Day Internationals (combined aggregate: 32,130).  Unfortunately, their aggregate age is 78 (tomorrow, when Sachin turns 40, it’ll be 79), and it’s showing.

Ponting just isn’t cut out for Twenty20, and he knows it. The IPL is just a chance to make a pot of money and eke out a few more years on the world stage—like his erstwhile Australian teammates Adam Gilchrist and Brad Hodge. Tendulkar, however, has had some success in this format, but he’s also slowing down, and his performances have not been great. I hope, for all our sakes, he doesn’t fade any further.

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Sunrisers Hyderabad: A New Dawn

Kumar Sangakkara: Greatness comes easily

Kumar Sangakkara: Greatness comes easily

Being a new franchise and possessing a batting line-up short of destructive power (apart from the always-classy Kumar Sangakkara and Australian Cameron White) hasn’t stopped the much-unfancied Sunrisers Hyderabad from being the Little Engine that Could of the Indian Premier League. Admittedly, Sunrisers possesses a formidable opening bowling attack—consisting of South African Dale Steyn (the best bowler in the world, bar none, at the moment) and the always interesting Ishant Sharma. Plus, Amit Mishra has shown himself to be very handy with both bat and ball. They’ve made a habit of pulling victory from the jaws of defeat and may just be the most exciting (and nerve-wracking) team to watch—despite being managed by the generally unflappable Tom Moody.

I (Martin) am supporting Sunrisers this year because (1) my local deli owner, Kazim, is from Hyderabad and he makes a mean soy latte, and (2) because a bomb in the heart of the city killed 17 people earlier this year—very near where, so Kazim tells me, he used to hang out. Supporting the Sunrisers reminds me that terrorist outrage is not confined to the United States, and that those who suffer from it are our neighbors as well. In Kazim’s case, almost literally. Go Sunrisers!

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