Sex

Pitcher Olivia Galati goes where no man has gone before. (Photo: Joseph D. Sullivan)

Pitcher Olivia Galati goes where no man has gone before. (Photo: Joseph D. Sullivan)

Of course, I (Evander) realize the subject-title line of this blog is sexist and about as un-pc as it gets. If “sex sells” however, I hope these, our congratulations to Hofstra University NCAA Women’s Division I softball pitcher Olivia Galati, go viral.

Galati has thrown her fifth career perfect game. No man I am aware of has come close.

The Right Off the Bat Project salutes this unparalleled achievement.

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Sinko day mayo 1956

The mighty swing that inspired Billy Crystal to conduct his Bar Mitzvah in an Oklahoman drawl

The mighty swing that inspired Billy Crystal to conduct his Bar Mitzvah in an Oklahoman drawl. (From the “Daily News”)

I (Evander) have waxed perhaps not-so-poetic(ly) on May 22 as the upcoming jubilee of the home run Mickey Mantle nearly launched out of old Yankee Stadium. Some estimates have the ball traveling something like 730 feet. More realistically its distance, had the roof of the upper deck not got in the way, would be 200 feet fewer. My cousin, who was listening on the radio late, says Phil Rizzuto, announcing (though Mel Allen had probably re-created the moment for posterity), almost fell out of the press box.

We repeat, mere power is not our thing at Right Off the Bat Project. But momentous is momentous; monumental is monumental. Therefore today, let us celebrate the anniversary of the very first ball Mantle almost propelled out of the Stadium during the course of a game: May 5, 1956. Comic Billy Crystal has always claimed to have been among the 12,773 spectators that Saturday afternoon—I believe he says it was his first ballgame.

The box score can be found here. The frieze-striking blast was served up by one Moe Burtschy. Note Don Larsen, who would throw a perfect game in that year’s World Series, before a lot more fans (64,519 to be exact), came in to relieve. Mantle would win the Triple Crown during the regular season. Billy Martin batted just ahead of Mantle, and had not yet been traded to the opposing team, the Kansas City Athletics, as punishment (in part) for his participation in the infamous Copacabana brawl. The ugly incident at the nightclub would take place almost exactly one year later.

Back to our own time, I understand that the U.S. (or perhaps North American) cricket season opens on Cinco de Mayo, 2013. I’m not sure how much cricket is actually played in Mexico or France.

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Take Me out with the Marx Brothers

Not only Abbott and Costello wonders Who's on First....

Not only Abbott and Costello wonder Who’s on First….

“Now, Chicolini, I want a full, detailed report of your investigation.”
“All-a right! I-a tell you. Monday, we watch Firefly’s house. But he no come out. Tuesday, we go to the ball game. But he fool us—he no show up. Wednesday, there was no ball game. Thursday, it was a doubleheader—nobody show up. Friday, it rained all day. There was no ball game. So, we stayed home, listened to the radio.”

Above is some baseball-fan jargon—before domes—from the Marx Brothers’ Duck Soup. Below, check out forty seconds of “Take Me out to the Ball Game” lunacy: A Night at the Opera.

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I Didn’t Know Joe Horlen Is Jewish

Do check out this entertaining 4-minute video on the prideful gathering of signatures from every active or retired Jewish-American Major League Baseball player (and “a couple other” celebrities).

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Right Off the Bat at Home on the Sound

A few weeks ago, Evander and I (Martin) put on a little show about Right Off the Bat to some members of At Home on the Sound in Larchmont, New York. The estimable Eileen Mason, a producer for Larchmont Mamaroneck Community Television, filmed us for broadcast. We had some technical difficulties with our slideshow (aren’t there always technical difficulties?), which is why I’m carrying my laptop around. (The actual presentation begins at the 3 minute 30 second mark.) Let me take this opportunity to thank everyone involved for a wonderful day.

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Great Stadiums (cont’d)

It may not exactly be HH the Dalai Lama's, but a lot og fans called this home from 1923 to 1973.

It may not exactly be HH The Dalai Lama’s, but a lot of fans called this their home: 1923 to 1973; remodeled 1976 to 2008

Dharamshala this is not. (That blog was posted not only on Shakespeare’s birth and death day, I believe it was posted on the ninetieth anniversary of the opening of Yankee Stadium.) But the original Yankee Stadium was (James Hilton’s) Shangri-La to baseball-crazed fans for half-a-century. I (Evander) probably attended thirty games in this very stadium during its first incarnation. In truth, I came away with one of the wooden-slatted seats from the final game of the 1973 season, upon which I can now boast thirty-three autographs of New York Yankees who played that September or earlier: Yogi Berra, Whitey Ford, like Yogi the always-quotable Jerry Coleman, Jim Bouton, Tony Kubek, Bobby Richardson, Joe Pepitone, he of Designated Hebrew fame, and others great and not.

As I remember it, the divine facade was a rusted-coppery-Statue of Liberty green, as were the seats till the pre-remodeled paint job transformed the seats a deep blue and the roof-facade white. (My upper-deck seat-bottom is therefore blue. It was installed, as best I can determine, in 1946, and it could not be an original from the 1920s.)

The gritty urbanscape of the South Bronx is on display, and the august courthouse (upper right)—eventually named for a well-known Bronx District Attorney named Mario Merola (a distant friend of the family—by coincidence graduating high school in my mother’s class—as his brother and that family were fairly close friends of ours)—dominates to the right. On your imaginary forces work: Mickey Mantle or the aforementioned Ron Blomberg hoisting a batted fair ball over that roof on the right-hand (RF) side. (RB appears to claim it was done during BP, though I cannot presently recall his exact reference and words.) The new Yankee Stadium is a vast improvement in countless ways—accessibility for the disabled, the grand entrance, food courts for the educated palette, more restrooms. But the new place—with all these conveniences and its great sight lines—plays small. It’s not the same.

AT&T Park in San Francisco, which oversees from its upper deck the Bay and possibly all the way to games in Japan—which I am told is the most-beautiful in all baseball—will follow at some time in this blog. Fenway Park, Wrigley Field, Dodger Stadium, Camden Yards, a few in Kansas City (several beauts including Municipal Stadium), and others likewise contemporary, as well as those no longer with us (as the original Yankee Stadium) will follow in due course.

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High Wind out of Jamaica

Just in case you missed seeing the Gayle storm yesterday (i.e., Jamaican Chris Gayle’s 175 n.o. in the Indian Premier League), here’s a link to the highlights. Be prepared for commentators’ astonishment.

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